SUMMARY: Bennett (Andy Samberg) wants time alone with Lexie (Nasim Pedrad), but she's more attached to her roommate Anna (Taylor Swift).
Lexie: Honey, you sure you don’t mind staying in tonight?
Bennett: Hey, it doesn’t matter where we are, Lexi, as long as we are together.
Lexie: EWW, Bennet! That’s the worst!
Bennett: I know I’m adorable right?
Lexie: Yes. You still wanna watch Master and Commander?
Bennett: Yeah, or we could play Master and Commander!
Lexie: BENNET! Stop it.
Bennett: Oh no. Is that your roommate?
Lexie: Yeeah. *gasp* ANNA!!!
Anna: Lexi, I’m back!
TOGETHER: OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU SOO MUCH! I missed you so much! I MISSED YOU. I MISSED YOU. I MISSED YOU!!!
Lexie: You’re my everything!
Bennett: wow.. Have you been out of town or something?
Lexie: Nooo she’s been at work. At her part time job at Bath and Body Works!
Anna: For TWO HOURS!!
TOGETHER: Oh I missed you! I love you soo much! You’re everything to me I missed you!
Lexie: Bath and Body Works is THE worst!
Anna: So is being away from you!
Lexie: BENNET!! Look whose here!
Bennett: Hi Anna.
Anna: BENNNNEEETT!!! What are we watching?
Lexie: Master and Commander, but not until you get in your jammies!
Lexie: Ohkay hurry.. hurry!
Anna: Okay I will.
Lexie: Oh wait don’t go!
Anna: I have to.
Lexie: Don’t go yet. don’t go don’t go don’t go NOOO! Isn’t she cool?
Bennett: She’s ah- she’s definitely cool. Have you thought any more about getting your own place?
Lexie: Yeah kinda… [ cell phone rings ] Oh my god I’m sorry I’m so sorry. I’m gunna have to take this. Hello? Hi! How are you? Wha- What happened? OH I’m just sitting here. It’s Anna. Yeah he’s still here.
Bennett: She’s calling you from the other room?
Lexie: Shhhh. I’m sorry Hun what did you say? Aww I miss you too! Are you in your jammies yet? Well then come on out then. Oh ah- hahaha then see you soon! That was Anna.
Bennett: Yeah I know. Hey do you wanna go hang at my place?
Lexie: Oh I dunno. Anna just got here and I don’t think she’s gunna wanna go out.
Anna: Look I brought snacks!
Lexie: Snacks for my tummy!! Give it here. Give it here!
Anna: Do you want some blanket?
Lexie: Thank you!! awwwwwww
Anna: HEEY BENNETTT! Do you want some blanket!?
Bennett: I’m Okay
Anna: BENNNEEET!! I missed you!
Lexie: I missed you too! Quit your job!
Anna: I want to so bad!
Lexie: You’re the only person I wanna hang out with! Hey I was gunna tell you something…
Anna: *GASP* Hay is for horses and chicken and fish.
Lexie: Hit me three times and ill grant you a wish!
TOGETHER: 3,2,1, BAArak- aback-abak-abak-abak-abak-abak (x4)BARRAK OBAMA!! Burrrrr..
Anna: Does he get it? Hey Bennet? Do you get it?
Lexie: *GASP* Hay is for horses and chicken and fish!
TOGETHER: Hit me three times and I'll TRIPLE your wish. 3,2,1 BAArak- aback-abak-abak-abak-abak-abak-
Bennett: Guys. GUYS! Look your inside jokes are really cute and everything but I dunno I thought tonight was gunna be just about us hangin out.
Lexie: That’s weird.
Anna: N-no I get it. I guess um- I guess I’ll just head back to my room now.
Lexie: [ grabbing Anna's leg ] no. No. Noo. NOo. NOO. NOOo. NOOO. NOOOO. NOOOOOOOOO
Bennett: What’s wrong?
Lexie: Nothing. She’s just like a really great person.
Bennett: You wanna hang out with Anna don’t you?
Lexie: Oh- umm no I’m totally fine with… this.
Bennett: Look if it really means that much to you-
Lexie: Great. HEY ANNA!
Anna: Hay is for horses and chicken and fish.
TOGETHER: BAArak- aback-abak-abak-abak-abak-abak. BAArak- aback-abak-abak-abak-abak-abak. BAArak- aback-abak-abak-abak-abak-abak. BAArak- aback-abak-abak-abak-abak-abak.
“Taylor Swift T.R.A.A.A.P.D Commercial (SNL)